Alien Space Mucus

Our Space Mucus is a bit stranger than your garden variety human mucus. Our Space Mucus can bounce, stretch, and splat for endless gooey fun.ÿ The package comes with two plastic eggs (each containing 1 ounce of Space Mucus) in a net bag.ÿÿÿ

The Horrifying Nunzilla

No one is safe from the wrath of Nunzilla! This 2" terror has a Bible in one hand and a ruler in the other. Wind-up the Nunzilla, and watch as she trudges forward and shoots sparks out of her mouth. She's scary! She spits fire! She's Nunzilla!

Amish Punching Puppet

Don't push this Amish Punching Puppet too far. He might be a pacifist but even he will stick up for his beliefs with a good hard right cross. This 12" puppet bobs on a spring while you manipulate him. He is dressed in a traditional Amish black and gray suit.

Funky Musical Toilet

Potty humor has never been this much fun or funky. Just lift the lid and watch your friendly piece of “matter” dance up and down in the toilet to a rock n’ roll beat. Then put the lid down and listen to it flush. Demo button on top lets you try it anytime. Batteries are included. Stands approx. 4" just the right height incase you're passed out on the bathroom floor and need to relieve the bladder.

Obsessive Compulsive Gift Set

Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Gefilte Fish Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!

White Trash Gift Set

Now eliminates redneck residue!! Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Trailer Park Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!

Digger Farting Dog

Place the Digger Farting Dog on your rug, garden or lawn (when dry). Digger will startle unexpected friends or keep intruders away when his motion activation is triggered, resulting in barking, kicking his back leg and wagging his tail. Then the unexpected happens, his tail lifts up and out comes a big long fart!! As the fart dissipates the tail lowers back down!!! Height approx 12", Takes 4 AA size batteries.

Shopping Shirley

May we introduce ?Shopping Shirley? the dancing, singing shopper that will make you laugh all the way to the mall. Shirley, sings a hilarious rendition of the popular song ?Shout??.?You make me wanna shop?.use my credit card and shop?.? As she sings, she dances and waves her credit cards and shopping bags. You will love the details from her oversized glasses, headband to her pink coat with fur trim. We think this will be a huge hit for all those shop-a-holics and anyone who has a friend who loves to shop. Shirley is almost 1 foot tall. (batteries are included)

James Brown Singing Doll

He's the Godfather of soul. He's James Brown. And he's dancin' and shoutin' for everyone to hear. Press the button on the base and it's showtime! He swings his hips and arms, turns his head from side to side and moves his mouth to the words of his trademark song, "I Feel Good."

Sex Snorkel

The Sex Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Sex Snorkel, any man can be a dive master!!

Dog Buddha Statue

Are your priorities firmly in order? If not let the Dog Buddha enlighten you on his priorities (food, naps, and affection) which have kept him in spiritual harmony for hundreds of years. This Dog Buddha is 5 1/4" tall and weighs 1.6 lbs with a felt covered bottom.

Roadkill Cafe Magic Mug

Legend or true I leave it up to you? There's a trucker who owns a cafe. He drives his rig night and day, on a quest scouring highways in the mid west, leaving only fur balls and not the mess, for that will be served up fresh, at the one and only Road Kill Cafe!! Back of the mug features the hilarious Road Kill Cafe menu (not shown). No batteries or wiring, and resets itself, good golly...order your Road Kill Cafe Mug now for only $10.95.

Pull My Finger Fred

Go ahead? we dare you? Pull it! This 7" seated plush character shakes and makes a farting sound and then tosses off one of 10 hilarious random remarks!!!

Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers Volumes 1, 2, & 3

We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!

Coughing Ashtray

Wheeze...cough...hack! A fun gag when your favorite smokers come to visit! Ordinary-looking ashtray has hidden motion sensors. When a cigarette or hand gets close, it coughs, hacks and wheezes up a storm! Uses 2 AA batteries (included). 4-1/4x4-1/4x2".