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Radio Controlled Rat

Radio Controlled Rat

The life-sized rubber rat is all you need to scare the living daylights out of your family and friends. Its textured body, glowing red eyes and fast movement all add effect to this nasty little rodent. Powered by 3 AA and 1 9v battery, the rat is controlled by a small radio controller. With the flick of a switch you can move your rat left, right forwards or backwards. With a range of up to 50 feet, you can watch at a safe distance as the rat scuttles and spins around. He has been designed with an evil looking face, snarling teeth and beady eyes that glow red when he moves. Enjoy hours of fun patrolling your house or office, terrorizing anything that comes in its way!!


2.  Attack of the killer rat!
1.  Send a free Gift to a "Balding" friend!
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The Added Touch Since 1961:: REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE (Gifts)

The Added Touch Since 1961:: REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE (Gifts)

Great at your next party. Makes five realistic fart sounds. Works up to 50ft & through walls. Prepare to laugh hysterically at parties, movies, family reunions and the list goes on.


3.  Who dropped the bomb?!
4.  Dude, who shot my car?!
Bullet Holes

Bullet Holes

4x2 inches (width x height) Vinyl Sticker Bullet Holes, fun prank to play on a friend! 20 to a package ! They peel right off when done ! Copyright: Hardley Dangerous Illusions and Nickleedesigns ,2000


Half Rat Snack

Half Rat Snack

The Half Rat Snack is half of a fake rubber rat that when seen squirming in your mouth might have your friends and family making a call to the nearest rubber room.ÿ Furthermore, with your tongue you can wiggle a special knob that controls the tail thus enhancing the illusion.


Shocking Remote

Shocking Remote

Hand a friend this device and ZAP! They’ll feel an electric shock when they try to use it! Safe, but not for children under 14. Uses 1 AAA battery, included. Approximately 4-1/4" long.


Shocking Stapler

Shocking Stapler

Hand a friend this device and ZAP! They’ll feel an electric shock when they try to use it! Safe, but not for children under 14. Uses 1 AAA battery, included. Approximately 4-1/4" long.


5.  Bombs Away!
Water Balloon Launcher Sling Shot

Water Balloon Launcher Sling Shot

Easy-to-use slingshot-style launcher is made of sturdy rubber tubing and canvas. Includes easy-fill nozzle adapter for faucet and 144 biodegradable balloons.


Snot Shot Blaster Set

Snot Shot Blaster Set

Ready…aim…fire! Child-safe shooter is fun alone or with friends. Non-toxic "snot" ammo shoots from over 40 feet away, blasting unsuspecting toys, trees or friends. Snot is slimy and gross but it doesn’t hurt and it’s actually harmless water-soluble goop! Set includes one rapid-fire Snot Shot Blaster, one bottle of brightly colored Snot Shot (100 shots), one BONUS bottle of glow-in-the-dark Snot Shot (150 shots), and one pair of safety goggles. Recommended for outdoor use. Ages 8 and up.


6.  You've Been Slimed!